What Is A Jalopnik?

"scoob" (scoobsti) 07/29/2015 at 21:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock

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This is a Jalopnik. But what is it that makes its EnglishwritingInternetweblogjustkiddingnobodysayswebloganymorejustlikehownobodycapitalizesinternetanymorebecauseitisnt2004anymoreability so clear?

Is it the number of wats/derps ()? Is it the number of WTF’s, also known as Raph/Torch Time’s (+1)? Is it the way it is being used (as a means of killing time )?

What is it that makes a thing a Jalopnik?

CB > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:04

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I’m more interested in what makes a Jelopicnic.

For Sweden > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:05

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A Jalopnik is a Roy Wort

TheHondaBro > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:05

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This is missing all sorts of Torchinsky.

Party-vi > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:06

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Yas

Brian Silvestro > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:10

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this is peak oppo

Aaron Brown > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:11

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wat

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:13

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PushToStart > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:14

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This picture belongs in a museum

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:18

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Raphael Orlove > For Sweden 07/29/2015 at 21:20

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this is true

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:20

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so much wtf..

Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:27

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This is the hipster death stare

area man > Brian Silvestro 07/29/2015 at 21:28

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i always thought it was a myth

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:28

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scoob > TheHondaBro 07/29/2015 at 21:35

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I’ll see when I can add him

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/29/2015 at 21:58

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Um. I’m not sure.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/29/2015 at 22:00

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Of course you’re not.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/29/2015 at 22:08

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I don’t even know what to say from this point so have a Porsche.

scoob > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/29/2015 at 22:32

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Diabetes is not a joke.

Baeromez > scoob 07/29/2015 at 22:48

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This is a Jalopnik:

Raphael Orlove > scoob 07/29/2015 at 22:50

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how are you sure this isn’t jalopnik rite now

scoob > Baeromez 07/29/2015 at 22:55

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Why on earth is that video so tiny? Is it just me?

scoob > Raphael Orlove 07/29/2015 at 22:56

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Because this is Oppo!

Baeromez > scoob 07/29/2015 at 23:00

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Raphael Orlove > scoob 07/29/2015 at 23:02

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what if oppo, was opposite, was,,,,,, jalopnik

scoob > Raphael Orlove 07/29/2015 at 23:24

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > scoob 07/29/2015 at 23:48

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Correct. It isn’t.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Raphael Orlove 07/29/2015 at 23:48

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No.

pjhusa > scoob 07/30/2015 at 00:05

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Initially thought that I was reading something by Orlove.

for Michigan > For Sweden 07/30/2015 at 04:23

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He looks so disturbed by this MINI-fact. Like he has been shaken to the core of his being.

for Michigan > scoob 07/30/2015 at 04:25

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Nope.

Stef Schrader > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/30/2015 at 19:28

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YUS

Stef Schrader > scoob 07/30/2015 at 19:29

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Stef Schrader > CB 07/30/2015 at 19:31

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Probably some combination of instant gelatin and moonshine.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Stef Schrader 07/30/2015 at 20:00

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I need a rally Porsche in my life.

scoob > Stef Schrader 07/30/2015 at 21:31

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Shh, I’m 18

Jason Torchinsky > scoob 07/30/2015 at 23:27

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Yeah, I want in.

Leon711 > scoob 08/01/2015 at 06:50

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What’s goin’ on?